20 – more – reasons why Magic is better than sex

  1. There’s no stigma if you have to do the five-finger shuffle.
  2. You can play Magic with another guy and nobody will bat an eyelid.
  3. You get 100 sleeves for $10, and you can use them more than once.
  4. You don’t get arrested for playing Magic in public.
  5. In Magic, *smaller* is better.
  6. If your last game of Magic wasn’t satisfying, you can start a new one right away.
  7. „Wanna play?“ is a great Magic line.
  8. Every game of Magic is different.
  9. Being good in bed is nice. Being good at Magic can win you $20,000.
  10. In Magic, when the white stuff comes out in the first few moments it really isn’t a problem.
  11. 0-2 drop is still better than the wet patch.
  12. There’s no need to panic if your deck is green and black.
  13. For a Magic player, swinging is de rigeur.
  14. If your kid bursts in and asks what you’re doing, you can teach it to play.
  15. When you Rochester draft, you’ll get a first pick eventually.
  16. There’s no need to stuff bills in your opponent’s belt after you’ve paid the entry fee.
  17. If your opponent has crabs and thrush, he can’t pass them on to you.
  18. You’re no less of a man if you pay for your Magic cards.
  19. You don’t have to call your opponent the next day.
  20. Play Goblin Game with ben wa balls and you can combine the two!

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Arno Beckmann ist Informatiker und freier Web-Entwickler, und lebt in Hamburg-Bergedorf.